Perhaps on viewing this RubberDollies assortment by Lori Mann of hot fetishist Julie Simone in a kinky rubber nurse uniform, your mind runs along similar lines to mine… what exactly is a pervy latex nurse doing with those pliers? You’d be better to ask what the famously perverse Julie going to do with them — ? You’ll find out here, and it includes some dirty things indeed.

Tats and pigtails — two great tastes that taste great together. I’ve never had the pleasure of seeing them on Zoe, a yummy model whose acquaintance I’m particularly glad to make when she strips off her sexy black dress and shows off for the camera.

Xanthia is one of the most beautiful models around, with a deliciously curvy body, flame red hair, cool tats and ample boobs that just beg to be flaunted. In this hot Lori Mann GothicSluts update, yummy Xanthia starts out in ’50s style, sitting in front of her vanity with her hair in curlers. She’s preparing for her day — or evening — which apparently includes slowly wriggling out of her tiny little skirt and peeling her pink top off those absolutely irresistible tits of hers. By the end of the set, it’s clear that her day — or is that evening? — is going to be veerrrrrry interesting.

Natalie Addams lives up to her wonderfully spooky name in this dark GothicSluts set, shot by Matthew Cooke. Natalie Addams is so sensual and lovely. Seeing this purple-tressed pale-fleshed beauty writhe around, delectably caught in these cobwebs, makes me wish I were a spider. Happy Halloween!

Goth hottie Zoe already wowed me with some black velvet, but in this Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts shoot, she shows she can do California Gothic, too — to the tune of a zebra bikini top and black lace wrap as she lounges poolside, at least until she loses the top. Oh, did I mention she has pigtails? Mmmm, pigtails.

Two of the most gorgeous chicks in the Blue Blood ouveure are, of course, Scar and Szandora. In this set shot by Forrest Black & Amelia G, the two chicks frolic together in Vegas in a classy hotel suite — almost as classy as these two dames. Scar has an amazing spider-and-web combo drawn on her face, and the two girls’ beauty goes together perfectly — and more importantly, they’re quite plainly having a great time.

Tattooed blonde lovely Cindy B has got serious vintage charm in this hot Forrest Black and Amelia G GothicSluts set. Between her black fishnets and garter belt, leopard-and-pink panties-bra set, and her black strappy high heels, I give her serious props for wardrobe design, but want to know a secret? It’s the black leather restraints on her wrists that really do it for me.

Dark haired beauty Genesis LaVey has legs to die for and curves that won’t quit; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black RubberDollies set, she looks glorious in shiny rubber kneehighs and elbow-length opera gloves — and nothing else. You can almost smell that musky, heady scent, and I bet the rubber smells great, too.

I recently got the sad, sad news that bespectacled badass Bella Vendetta would be shutting down her eponymous site because the credit card billers don’t like her brand of porn and she’s not willing to water it down. In mourning that awesome site, I am more than a little comforted by the fact that Bella is sure to still be out there posing for shoots like this irresistible set from Amelia G and Forrest Black. Bella sums up so many things I love in a woman: she’s smart, geeky, iconoclastic, nasty and unfailingly sensuous. But let’s get shallow for a moment: my God what a gorgeous body she has. Perhaps more importantly, there’s something very special about being up close and personal as a punk chick with NRRDCORE and RIOT GRRL tattooed across her fingers slides a big glass dildo deep into herself. Mmmmm, Bellla.

Ah, the 1950s. Eisenhower was in charge, “The Honeymooners” ruled TV, Outfit boss Sam Giancana kept things orderly in Chicago and J. Edgar Hoover fondled his secret files while plotting his assault on left-leaning pinkos who wanted to fluoridate our drinking water. And Senator Estes Kefauver spearheaded a witch-hunt against a pair of Los Angeles photographers for selling dirty pictures of this hot brunette named Smoking Mary Jane… no, wait a second, I got lost in time, there — see what happens when you fuck around with a particle accelerator before breakfast? But seriously, folks: this unbelievably hot Smoking Mary Jane oozes the feel of the fifties in her style and her look; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black Gothic Sluts shoot, she’s all red lingerie, fishnets, black heels and legs to high Heaven. Back in the ’50s, though, we didn’t know about the filthy poses she offers for Amelia & Forrest’s lascivious lens — which is why, I submit, there’s no time like the present, and no chick in the world like Smoking Mary Jane.