Zophya is an irresistible lovely with a pierced lip and absolutely perfect tits. In this set from Barely Evil guest photographer Rhino, she gets naked in the kitchen and then intimate with a big red dildo, a carafe of milk and a pair of mini-donuts, not necessarily in that order. She is utterly adorable and needs many more sweet things rubbed over that flawless pair.

As a Sisters-lovin’ Baudelaire-quotin’ blood-drinker from way back, I get goosebumps seeing Zoe kickin’ it old school with a black velvet coat, black hair and ultra-sexy pewter ankh-rosary. The goosebumps quickly give way to other sensations, however, when Zoe strips off her velvet and deliciously displays what her mama (and the tattoo artists) gave her, as she does in this delectable Forrest Black & Amelia G Gothic Sluts set.

To me, Michele Aston is the epitome of the DIY esthetic; this punky scientist decided she wanted to become a porn star, so she did — transforming into a self-described “goth MILF” with tattoos that give your eyes plenty of excuses to crawl lovingly over every inch of her gorgeous flesh. So it’s only suitable that she’s posed here in front of Forrest Black’s nostalgia-inducing wall of punk flyers while she gets very intimate with an acrylic cross in this Amelia & Forrest BarelyEvil set. For the record, Michelle Aston can sequence my DNA any time she wants.

Wicked spooky Bee has the hottest pouty little mouth and I love the intimacy of this hot series. Getting to see her peel off her sexy little red panties, revealing her beautiful little hairless slit, while watching her nipple slowly tighten with excitement is a real treat. Then it even gets hotter as she is bound up tight, gagged and presented, ready for any kind of kinky fun. BarelyEvil has the sexy stuff for sure.

Photographer Lori Mann has a knack for capturing the perverse of Julie Simone in pervy latex, here a matching hood and halter and playfully perverse mint panties, posed and exposed at the top of a staircase. It’s just the right angle at which to enjoy Julie in this RubberDollies set.

Ah, the 1950s. Eisenhower was in charge, “The Honeymooners” ruled TV, Outfit boss Sam Giancana kept things orderly in Chicago and J. Edgar Hoover fondled his secret files while plotting his assault on left-leaning pinkos who wanted to fluoridate our drinking water. And Senator Estes Kefauver spearheaded a witch-hunt against a pair of Los Angeles photographers for selling dirty pictures of this hot brunette named Smoking Mary Jane… no, wait a second, I got lost in time, there — see what happens when you fuck around with a particle accelerator before breakfast? But seriously, folks: this unbelievably hot Smoking Mary Jane oozes the feel of the fifties in her style and her look; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black Gothic Sluts shoot, she’s all red lingerie, fishnets, black heels and legs to high Heaven. Back in the ’50s, though, we didn’t know about the filthy poses she offers for Amelia & Forrest’s lascivious lens — which is why, I submit, there’s no time like the present, and no chick in the world like Smoking Mary Jane.

I recently got the sad, sad news that bespectacled badass Bella Vendetta would be shutting down her eponymous site because the credit card billers don’t like her brand of porn and she’s not willing to water it down. In mourning that awesome site, I am more than a little comforted by the fact that Bella is sure to still be out there posing for shoots like this irresistible set from Amelia G and Forrest Black. Bella sums up so many things I love in a woman: she’s smart, geeky, iconoclastic, nasty and unfailingly sensuous. But let’s get shallow for a moment: my God what a gorgeous body she has. Perhaps more importantly, there’s something very special about being up close and personal as a punk chick with NRRDCORE and RIOT GRRL tattooed across her fingers slides a big glass dildo deep into herself. Mmmmm, Bellla.

Dark haired beauty Genesis LaVey has legs to die for and curves that won’t quit; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black RubberDollies set, she looks glorious in shiny rubber kneehighs and elbow-length opera gloves — and nothing else. You can almost smell that musky, heady scent, and I bet the rubber smells great, too.

Tattooed blonde lovely Cindy B has got serious vintage charm in this hot Forrest Black and Amelia G GothicSluts set. Between her black fishnets and garter belt, leopard-and-pink panties-bra set, and her black strappy high heels, I give her serious props for wardrobe design, but want to know a secret? It’s the black leather restraints on her wrists that really do it for me.

It seems somewhat unspooky to wish anyone a Happy Easter, but an Easter set just posted to Scar13.com. It is a sexy contrast between the brightly-colored drugstore type Easter eggs and Scar’s naked body coming out of the shadows.